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13.06.2025 16:26

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
How can I easily get rid of my writers block?
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
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Everyone loved it.
No way